Usually we go to tech market after dinner to buy some fruits.It's like a daily routine in summer days. So one fine day.....naah, on a hot n humid night, after our dinner we went to tech to get mangoes n blah blah blah.I went to take atta noodles.
Me: "Dada ek atta noodles dena".
Shopkeeper:" kya??"
Me:"Maggie atta noodles" :|
They don't even know what they are selling.Anyways i saw a Lion's Deseeded Dates packet, enriched with IRON,Calcium,Vitamins,Proteins,Minerals & Phosphate.Wow.Nothing is missing.For once i thought i can survive eating these only.
Well i needed some iron rich food, so i thought i should buy some dates.(Trust me if i can get iron after eating nails, i would have prefered that.Later you'll come to know why i'm saying like this).I looked for the expiry date, as i always do, because i'm a "Jagruk grahak" and partly because of my brought up.I've been brought up watching Doordarshan where "jago gharak jago" ads are as frequently advertised as "Rakhi Sawant ka swayamvar" ads on other channels.Anyways according to the expiry date they were gonna get expired on 10th July, when stored in cool, dry & hygenic condition away from sunlight.Well i ignored the conditions for which i had to repent later on.
I bought some fruits and came to my room happily.As you know how much parents love to hear when you tell them that you are having fruits.
I came to my room opened my laptop, then browser(I prefer chrome), afterwards gmail & facebook. Yeah i guess everyone almost does the same.After checking my inbox & facebook page, i felt it's time to savour some seasonal fruits that i had bought.I started with a banana, unripe.Hmmmmmm.Let's have some mangoes.Yum Yum. After that DC++, season 7 episode 15.Downloading.Okay.
What should i do now?.Whaaaaat???..I know i have to work.But time won't fly if i see a single episode of two and a half men.Hmmmm.IRON IRON.I should eat dates now.Download complete.Open with vlc media player.I don't like VLC set as my default player, so need to do this every time i have to watch a video, although i always use VLC.hahaha.So funny.Man i love these characters.HAHAHA again.I opened the date packets and i had a bite when i realised that there is a small insects on the packet.What are you doing here?.Go away.This is for me.I had another bite.Wow these deseeded dates are so easy to eat.Hahaha.Man,Charlie rocks.What the hell!!!!. I again saw a insect on the packet.Alert this time checking for their origin.
No no nooooooo.Yuck.YUCK.YUCCKKKKKKKKKKK.
Man, the dates were looking fresh but were rotten from inside and small creepy crawlers were coming from it.Thank god i realised this in two bite.But by this time i was totally freaked out.
me: hmm
hitchhikers guide to universe dekh
geeky hai
but comedy
hai
yaar
i bought dates
bobeita: hehe okhay!
me: n kha liya
bobeita: waah
khatam :O
10:40 PM me: but woh sade the
kidde lage hue the
dekha nahi
thoda khane ke baad dikha
bobeita: oops1
me: bahuth yuck lag raha hai
uppar se bilkul thik dikh raha tha
feeling like vomiting nw
10:41 PM bobeita: ha ha
10:42 PM me: wat's there to laugh man
i 'm drinking gallons of water nw
bobeita: hahaaha
koi nahi
me: i'm feeling like i'm gonna die
bobeita: kuch aur kha le
10:43 PM oops...
brush kjar le
brush almighty
10:46 PM me: thank god thoda hi khaya
nahi to sach mein mar jaati
kal ja ke return karungi
i'll take my money back
10:47 PM bobeita: yea do it
tell him ki u wanted to kill me :P
me: i asked him thousand times
dada peace hai na
10:48 PM kharab to nahi hai
saala bola ekdum thik hai
isliye return karungi
bobeita: yea i noe
| 5 minutes |
10:54 PM me: phir light chali gaye :((
.............blah blah blah.......................................
10:57 PM pegu
i'm a big pyscho
bobeita: peace maar na
me: i'm feeling very ganda
10:58 PM feeling like insects r walikng inside me
:(((((((((((((
:((
bobeita: oops...forgt na ....get over it
brush kiya be
me: i swallowed na
10:59 PM bobeita: hhmm koi nahi hota hai..
maine bhi kahya hai
:P
me: sach mein??
kuch hua to nahi na..
bobeita: haan fruits main hota hai usually
nahi be
kuch nahi
11:00 PM me: hmm
kal subah ol rahi to smajhna
mein jinda hun :(
11:01 PM bobeita: comone yaar kuch nahi hota hai
de r borne from d fruit itself
me: hmm
:|
11:02 PM While the very thought of ingesting a bug might repulse you, it is important to understand the nutritional value of insects. The reason why the indigenous people of Japan, West Africa, Indonesia and Australia have traditionally included insects as a food source is due to the high protein content of the little critters.(obviouly found this somewhere on google)
11:03 PM bobeita: bobeita: yayyy
me: but i'm okay nw
bobeita: abhi toh shant ho ja mate
me: feeling good infact
hehe
bobeita: hehe k
11:13 PM http://cm1.theinsider.com/thumbnail/400/300/cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/83/89/insect_plate_l.jpg
After that i went to tell this to Dang.Dang you know what happened to me..blah blah blah..Dang:"kuch nahi hota"..blah blah blah...
It's one of the :| moment when i feel like nobody is listening to my problems.What the hell!!.Listen to me.It's like i'm in a life death situation & nobody cares for me.
Okay whatever.Came back to my room.
After some time...hahahaha..omg........ kitna load leti hun mein... :P.
hahaha again...I should write a blog on this. ;)
P.S. - Average person swallows 8 spiders per year. ;)
hahaha
ReplyDeletedang never listens to u naa....so bad sinha
u see...u r still alive
dang was rite!!!!......kuch nahi hota
infact they r awesome source of protein :)