The day i swallowed an insect......

Usually we go to tech market after dinner to buy some fruits.It's like a daily routine in summer days. So one fine day.....naah, on a hot n humid night, after our dinner we went to tech to get mangoes n blah blah blah.I went to take atta noodles.

Me: "Dada ek atta noodles dena".

Shopkeeper:" kya??"

Me:"Maggie atta noodles" :|

They don't even know what they are selling.Anyways i saw a Lion's Deseeded Dates packet, enriched with IRON,Calcium,Vitamins,Proteins,Minerals & Phosphate.Wow.Nothing is missing.For once i thought i can survive eating these only.

Well i needed some iron rich food, so i thought i should buy some dates.(Trust me if i can get iron after eating nails, i would have prefered that.Later you'll come to know why i'm saying like this).I looked for the expiry date, as i always do, because i'm a "Jagruk grahak" and partly because of my brought up.I've been brought up watching Doordarshan where "jago gharak jago" ads are as frequently advertised as "Rakhi Sawant ka swayamvar" ads on other channels.Anyways according to the expiry date they were gonna get expired on 10th July, when stored in cool, dry & hygenic condition away from sunlight.Well i ignored the conditions for which i had to repent later on.

I bought some fruits and came to my room happily.As you know how much parents love to hear when you tell them that you are having fruits.

I came to my room opened my laptop, then browser(I prefer chrome), afterwards gmail & facebook. Yeah i guess everyone almost does the same.After checking my inbox & facebook page, i felt it's time to savour some seasonal fruits that i had bought.I started with a banana, unripe.Hmmmmmm.Let's have some mangoes.Yum Yum. After that DC++, season 7 episode 15.Downloading.Okay.

What should i do now?.Whaaaaat???..I know i have to work.But time won't fly if i see a single episode of two and a half men.Hmmmm.IRON IRON.I should eat dates now.Download complete.Open with vlc media player.I don't like VLC set as my default player, so need to do this every time i have to watch a video, although i always use VLC.hahaha.So funny.Man i love these characters.HAHAHA again.I opened the date packets and i had a bite when i realised that there is a small insects on the packet.What are you doing here?.Go away.This is for me.I had another bite.Wow these deseeded dates are so easy to eat.Hahaha.Man,Charlie rocks.What the hell!!!!. I again saw a insect on the packet.Alert this time checking for their origin.

No no nooooooo.Yuck.YUCK.YUCCKKKKKKKKKKK.

Man, the dates were looking fresh but were rotten from inside and small creepy crawlers were coming from it.Thank god i realised this in two bite.But by this time i was totally freaked out.

me: hmm

hitchhikers guide to universe dekh

geeky hai

but comedy

hai

yaar

i bought dates

bobeita: hehe okhay!

me: n kha liya

bobeita: waah

khatam :O

10:40 PM me: but woh sade the

kidde lage hue the

dekha nahi

thoda khane ke baad dikha

bobeita: oops1

me: bahuth yuck lag raha hai

uppar se bilkul thik dikh raha tha

feeling like vomiting nw

10:41 PM bobeita: ha ha

10:42 PM me: wat's there to laugh man

i 'm drinking gallons of water nw

bobeita: hahaaha

koi nahi

me: i'm feeling like i'm gonna die

bobeita: kuch aur kha le

10:43 PM oops...

brush kjar le

brush almighty

10:46 PM me: thank god thoda hi khaya

nahi to sach mein mar jaati

kal ja ke return karungi

i'll take my money back

10:47 PM bobeita: yea do it

tell him ki u wanted to kill me :P

me: i asked him thousand times

dada peace hai na

10:48 PM kharab to nahi hai

saala bola ekdum thik hai

isliye return karungi

bobeita: yea i noe

5 minutes

10:54 PM me: phir light chali gaye :((

.............blah blah blah.......................................

10:57 PM pegu

i'm a big pyscho

bobeita: peace maar na

me: i'm feeling very ganda

10:58 PM feeling like insects r walikng inside me

:(((((((((((((

:((

bobeita: oops...forgt na ....get over it

brush kiya be

me: i swallowed na

10:59 PM bobeita: hhmm koi nahi hota hai..

maine bhi kahya hai

:P

me: sach mein??

kuch hua to nahi na..

bobeita: haan fruits main hota hai usually

nahi be

kuch nahi

11:00 PM me: hmm

kal subah ol rahi to smajhna

mein jinda hun :(

11:01 PM bobeita: comone yaar kuch nahi hota hai

de r borne from d fruit itself

me: hmm

:|

11:02 PM While the very thought of ingesting a bug might repulse you, it is important to understand the nutritional value of insects. The reason why the indigenous people of Japan, West Africa, Indonesia and Australia have traditionally included insects as a food source is due to the high protein content of the little critters.(obviouly found this somewhere on google)

11:03 PM bobeita: bobeita: yayyy

me: but i'm okay nw

bobeita: abhi toh shant ho ja mate

me: feeling good infact

hehe

bobeita: hehe k

11:12 PM me: http://www.life.illinois.edu/ib/109/2010%20Lab/2010%20Lab%20Handouts/8_Edible_insects/edible%20insects%20lab/silkworm%20stir-fry%202.JPG

11:13 PM http://cm1.theinsider.com/thumbnail/400/300/cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/83/89/insect_plate_l.jpg

After that i went to tell this to Dang.Dang you know what happened to me..blah blah blah..Dang:"kuch nahi hota"..blah blah blah...

It's one of the :| moment when i feel like nobody is listening to my problems.What the hell!!.Listen to me.It's like i'm in a life death situation & nobody cares for me.

Okay whatever.Came back to my room.

After some time...hahahaha..omg........ kitna load leti hun mein... :P.

hahaha again...I should write a blog on this. ;)

P.S. - Average person swallows 8 spiders per year. ;)

Source : http://insects.about.com/od/insectfolklore/qt/spiders-swallowed-while-asleep.htm

The day i realized.....

Hello viewers,

This is my first try at blogging...hope you will enjoy reading the same...

In the morning a thought came to my mind as a realization, after that a series of thoughts (common thoughts which most of us come across in due course of our life) started to come to my mind which i have realized in 21 yrs of my life at some point of time.Well nothing is new here, sometimes you like to pen down when you strongly feel them and also sometimes you like to read them.So this blog is a collection of all those thoughts...

I will start with the most mysterious topic - life and death, a small realization about that, and then realization about things related to life,people and daily life experiences, some serious thoughts and some day-to-day experiences,on random and diverse topics.....

The day i realized that...

1. The day i realized that death is inevitable and life is even more uncertain than share markets, i started enjoying life. Because you never know when are you going to fall in the hands of death.

2. The day i realized that God exists, i started sharing my problems with him because he's my creator. So who else will better know the solution to my problems. Who better understand the problems of a child other than his mother.

3. The day i realized that the only thing that will bring calmness to my mind is music,i started getting lost in the world of music. It creates a world which is just for you, where there is best combination of things you want in life. It guides you towards the most wonderful thoughts and best moments of your life.

4. The day i realized that people ain't that bad, i started trusting them. Well what else i can say about this other than that, the world runs on mutual trust and understanding.

5. The day i realized that you spend the most happy moments of your life with family and friends, i started loving them. They should hold the first position in your priority list.

6. The day i realized that unnecessarily worrying about a problem only aggravates the situation, i stopped worrying at all. I won't say don't care for things. Care for them but don't worry. Don't let your life end worrying about trivial things.

7. The day i realized putting down your thoughts in a piece of paper is an awesome experience, i started writing what i feel. Well i must say,blogging is a easy way to share all those thoughts.

8. The day i realized that maths is the most easiest subject, i started scoring well in maths exam and getting hold of other subjects too. Because maths is the tool to understand and prove things.

9. The day i realized that Google has answer to all my questions in some way or other, i started googling for my questions.

10. The day i realized that beauty is made for appreciation, i started observing beautiful things around me. Also beauty lies in the eyes of beholder so appreciate whatever you like.

11. The day i realized that there is a little truth in stories which exists from time immemorial , i started believing in epics and mythologies. There must be a little truth in them or the creator of the stories are god's messengers or angels who want us to believe in these for our own benefit.

12. The day i realized that my every action should not be for my benefit or to get some return out of it, i started enjoying helping others. To my amazement what i found is that it gave me returns like inner peace and satisfaction, the best form of return.

13. The day i fell in love, i realized what falling in love is.It changes your perspective on life,it changes the way you think.Just observe how i have to change the sentence style in this case, trust me it changes everything.Life becomes more and more beautiful.

14. The day i realized that you learn a lot from your mistakes, i started trying and learning things.No longer the fear to fail stop me from trying.

15. The day i realized that whatever happens is for your best, i started living in present and stopped blaming my past.

The moment i realized that since this my first blog and no more thoughts are coming to my mind and 15 is a good number and i kinda like it, i will stop here.

I would like you to comment with your realizations in life that changed your life's perspective and somewhat changed you and some feedbacks on my blog... :)

Happy reading... :)

Cheers !!!!